This is a very cruel joke played on both the browsers,internet explorer as well as Fire-fox,although the `features` of the browser make little sense.
I hardly believe in this,although the web designer has made a brilliant attempt to re-create the design of the new internet explorer product page (
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/ie/default.mspx ).
Akobe Phlash plugin

Huh

This seriously is not Micro-soft.......I wonder how dare the designer include such prominent mentions of (and even links to) the official Micro-soft website.
If at all some-one believes in this,my arguments,most of them being too rhetoric in nature:
/*Gets into the joking mode*/
Since when did popular web browsers begin to have `professional` editions
What is the need to hype the `margins` feature
What does the phrase `REAL reliable Micro-soft provider` mean

As if search engines by Micro-soft are fake ones
Is tabbed browsing available only while browsing Micro-soft web-sites as mentioned
Is the process of theft of personal data from fraudulent web-sites known as Googling
How dare the browser `disable nearly all pre-installed non-Micro-soft soft-ware`

It effectively means non-Microsoft operating systems TOO will be erased.
Credit card (and that too a valid one) required to enable third party programs

R. o. t. f. l. o. l.
What IS a friend-ship verification check

Is the web browser a social networking website by itself
HOW DARE IT CALLS GOOGLE.COM AS A FRAUDULENT SITE
Who gave permission to a web browser to
shut down the p. c.
Why is the history of only illegal web-sites erased
HOW DARE IT CALLS YAHOO.COM AS A MALICIOUS WEB-SITE

I bet that the web-page it-self receives most of it's traffic via `Y. a. h. o. o.!`'s search engine.
Are just 2 options:on and off,extensive
Why
force someone to browse a specific web-site
